Saturday, May 28, 2011

Strange Videos...and Strange Photos

epic fail photos - All Day Every Day FAIL
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How can you open this door?

I don`t like this escalator.


What kind of bottle can I put in here?

This man is so skillful!
funny car photos - Power Shovel Skills


NO PARKING!
funny car photos - It's Only Illegal if Both Are Parked There, Right?


Is this safe?
funny car photos - Seems Safe


Strange parking!
funny car photos - Strange Parking Style


Is it tasty?
engrish funny - Sounds Delicious!


I don`t understand this english.
engrish funny - Untitled

Bad spelling.
engrish funny - Papcarn on Your Uugets


I love Star Wars.




I don`t want to eat on the train.




WHY?




INTERESTING!!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUlsp8Sh8D8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XL_huwSFBKs



Monday, May 16, 2011

Fuchu!

This is my house in Fuchu....Maybe.

http://www.flashearth.com/?lat=35.670353&lon=139.484073&z=19.5&r=0&src=msl


I like Fuchu very much.


Near my apartment there is a gym.

I`m a member of this gym but I only go once or twice a week.

I`m so busy!!!



There is a Don Quijote store near my house.


I go to this store very often.

I buy milk and snacks here.


Tokyo Racecourse is near my apartment
I sometimes walk around there but I never make a bet.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Cool Small Cars.

Myers Motors Duo
Cost: Under $30,000


Aston Martin Cygnet
Cost: $50,000


Commuter Cars Tango 600
Cost: $108,000

Monday, May 09, 2011

Super Cat!
epic fail photos - Cat Jumping FAIL gif
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Stupid Guy


This family loves phones too much!

My Golden Week!



This Golden Week I met my friend.

He is a Samurai!

Also he sells chicken!

He lives in Fuchu.

He usually looks like this.

But he was a samurai last week.

I don`t understand.

But his chicken is delicious!

But I will become too FAT!

Wednesday, May 04, 2011

Osama Bin Laden has been killed!


Osama Bin Laden was born on March 10th , 1957.

He was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia.



His family is very rich.

They own the Saudi Bin Laden Group.

The Saudi Bin Laden Group is a very big company.


The Saudi Bin Laden Group has 35,000 employees, and is worth US$5 billion.

Osama could have had a nice easy life as a rich man.

But he chose to become a criminal.

Why did he choose to become a criminal?

I don`t understand.......



Monday, April 25, 2011

My Golden Week plan!

This year GW is one week!

GW is fromApril 29th to May 5th! Wonderful!!!

I will relax!

I live in Fuchu.

I will stay in Fuchu!

Fuchu is so beautiful!

I love Fuchu!

Also I will play on a computer a lot and sleep!

I will also meet my friends and drink beer.


I will enjoy this GW!

Thursday, April 21, 2011

F 1 ......bus?

F 1 racecar


                                                         + Bus



                                                            =SUPERBUS!






Monday, April 18, 2011

Strange People.......




Some people are so crazy.

I don`t know what to say.

I like this chair!

I have a lot of books so I need this chair!

What kind of chair would you like?

Funny things!

This baby loves Heavy Metal!!!



Don`t forget your jetski!



McDonalds can`t count....

epic fail photos - Mc Donald's Math FAIL



This bus is too small.
but it is so cute!

funny car photos - The Shortest Bus


This cat loves music.



This man likes Heavy Metal, but he can`t spell....

epic fail photos - Metalhead FAIL

This is the correct spelling!




The young man is a bad driver!

epic fail photos - Oddly Specific: Thankfully This Doesn't Affect Me




This car is too small!

epic fail photos - Smart FAIL
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He is crazy!

epic fail photos - Acrobatics FAIL
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Oh No!







Non Alcoholic Beef?

What is that?









Really?
I did not know!






 $6 - $4.32 = $1.68





Where are the stairs?



STOP!!!

Sunday, April 17, 2011

World's oldest man, Walter Breuning, dies at 114


His name was Walter Breuning.

He was the oldest man in the world.

He died on Thursday.

He was 114 years old!

He lived for a long time because he was very smart.

This is his wisdom.

"Every change is good."
"Eat two meals a day. That's all you need."
"Work as long as you can"
"Help others"
"Never be afraid to die. Because you're born to die"

I think he was a very wise man!

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Don`t take the pen!

 

Prezident Václav Klaus

This man is Vaclav Klaus.

He is the president of the Czech Republic.

The  Czech Republic is in Europe.



One day he was in a meeting.


There was a pen on the desk.

He liked this pen very much!

He took the pen!



Have you ever stolen anything?

Be careful!

Someone might have a camera!

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

I can`t believe this!

Leszek Blanik is a Polish gymnast.

He is 34 years old.



I think he is a robot.

No human can do this!