Funny

These men stole a car.

Then they got lost.

They asked a policemen to help them.

Now, they are in jail.

This man dropped his cell phone.

His cell phone dropped into the sewer.

He tried to get his cell phone but he failed.

This pool is too small!

Do I enter or not?

NO SMOKING!
YES SMOKING!



This is so dangerous!



He must finish his homework.



One player is very lazy.

Peter is late!

Today the Keio line was late.

I was late for class.

I live in Fuchu.

I got to Fuchu station at 7:25

I got on the train at 7:28

But the train was so slow.

I got to Kudanshita station at 9:30!

I was on the train for 2 hours!

I was late for the first class.

Were the students angry?

NO!

They were happy!

I think they were happy to have a rest.

My Summer Plan.

This summer my wife and I are going to visit our parents.

But this is a little difficult.

My parents live in Ireland.

My wife`s father lives in Myanmar.

And we live in Japan.

These places are very far!

Also, there is no direct flight from Japan to Ireland.

And, there is no direct flight from Japan to Myanmar.

Finally, there is no direct flight from Ireland to Myanmar!

This trip will cost a lot of money.

But our parents are getting old.

So, we must visit our parents.

What a wonderful world

I see trees of___________1_____________... red roses too
I see them bloom... for me and you
And I think to myself... what a wonderful world

I see skies of _________2__________... and clouds of white
The bright blessed day... the dark say good night
And I think to myself... what a wonderful world

The colors of the rainbow... so pretty in the _______3__________
Are also on the faces... of people going by
I see friends shaking __________4_____________.... sayin' "how do you do?"
They're really sayin' "I love you"

I hear babies cryin'.... I watch them _________5______________
They'll learn much more... than I'll ever know
And I think to myself... what a wonderful world
Yes I think to myself.... what a wonderful world



The colors of a rainbow.... so pretty in the sky
Are there on the faces.... of people...going by
I see friends shaking hands.... saying..how do you do
They're really sayin... I ....love....you.

I hear babies cry.....I watch them _______5______________
you know their gonna learn
A whole lot more than I'll never know
And I think to myself ....what a wonderful world
Yes I think to myself .....what a wonderful world.


Hints
blue
sky
hands
green
grow



I like this version very much!

Is it fair?

One rich man stole $3,000,000,000.

He was put in jail for 3 years.

One poor man stole $100.

He was put in jail for 15 years.

Is it fair?

Dangerous!-Entertaining!

Dangerous!

Entertaining!

Jiaozhou Bay Bridge

 

The Jiaozhou Bay bridge is 26.4 miles long.

This bridge is very strong.

It can survive an earthquake!

It can survive a typhoon!

It can survive being hit by a super tanker!

How much did this bridge cost?

CCTV said the bridge cost $1.5 billion.

The Xinhua news agency said the bridge cost $2.3 billion.

Britain's Telegraph newspaper said the bridge cost $8.8 billion.

Look here for more photos of this bridge

My favorite band

I like Heavy Metal.

My favorite Heavy metal band is ANTHRAX!!!

They are from New York City. The same as me!

Thier music is so good but they are not so famous. I don`t know why they are not so famous. They are so good!

They have changed the singer many times.

The original singer was Joey Belladona. I liked him a lot.


But the band didn`t like him so they changed to John Bush. At first I was so sad but I came to like John Bush after a while.


But they changed again. Now the singer is Dan Nelson. I don`t know if he is good or not. I hope that he will be good and they will not change singers again.


UPDATE!

Now they have the original singer back again!

Why do they keep changing!!!


This is thier website.

http://anthrax.com/NFWS/

Also you can look at them on youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wHijgQ1UVw

Foot Massager!

I bought a foot massager.

It is so high tech!

It has so many functions.

But there is one strange thing.

It has a remote control.

Why does a foot massager need a remote control?


Also the remote control only works really close to the machine.

WHY?????


I think this remote control is useful only if you have very long legs and very short arms.

Maybe it is good if you are a dinosaur.

Donuts!

Why does a donut have a hole in the middle?

On June 22nd 1847 Hansen Gregory made the first donut.

Why did he make the first donut?

He was eating fried bread.

But he wasn`t happy.

The bread was not cooked enough.

The middle was raw.

So he cut out the middle.

That became the first donut!

There are many strange donuts.

This is a cupcake donut!

This is a cookie donut!

This is a chocolate and green tea donut!

I don`t understand this donut.

What is this?

Students Videos.

I asked my students to find some interesting videos.

These are the best!


Do you know Sumo?
Maybe you don`t know REAL sumo.



This video has many photos of cute and funny animals.


Soccer is fun!


This is strange......


This is cute!


Like this song but who is singing?