Saturday, November 29, 2008

Backyard Wrestling BAD VIDEO

I like WWE Wrestling.



But some people like the WWE too much. They want to try to be a wrestler. They are so crazy.

DO NOT BE CRAZY!!!







This is the "REAL" WWE.

These wrestlers are professional. They know how to do the moves well.

Irish English

I was born in Dublin, Ireland.



People in Ireland speak English. But Irish English is different from Americian English or English from The UK.

Watch this video. Am Americian boy is trying to study Irish English with a video. I think this is very funny.


Saturday, November 15, 2008

Customs BAD VIDEO

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=BitlXcKAyBw

Customs

Officer Have you read this, sir? (holds up notice)

Man No! Oh, yes, yes - yes.

Officer Anything to declare?

Man Yes ... no! No! No! No! Nothing to declare, no, nothing in my suitcase no...

Officer No watches, cameras, radio sets?

Man Oh yes ... four watches ... no, no, no. No. One... one watch...No, no. Not even one watch. No, no watches at all. No, no watches at all. No precision watches, no.

Officer
Which country have you been visiting, sir?

Man Switzerland ... er ... no ... no ... not Switzerland ... er ... not Switzerland, it began with S but it wasn't Switzerland... oh what could it be? Terribly bad memory for names. What's the name of that country where they don't make watches at all?

Officer Spain?

Man Spain! That's it. Spain, yes, mm.

Officer The label says 'Zurich', sir.

Man Yes well ... it was Spain then.

Officer Zurich's in Switzerland, sir.

Man Switzerland, yes mm ... mm ... yes.

Officer Switzerland - where they make the watches.

Man Oh, nice shed you've got here.

Officer
Have you, er, got any Swiss currency, sir?

Man No... just the watches... er just my watch, er, my watch on the currency... I've kept a watch on the currency, and I've watched it and I haven't got any.

Officer That came out a bit glib didn't it? (an alarm clock goes off inside his case; the Man thumps it, unsuccessfully) Have you got an alarm clock in there, sir?

Man No, no, heavens no, no... just vests. (he hits the case and the alarm stops)

Officer Sounded a bit like an alarm going off.

Man Well it can't have been... it must be a vest, er, going off.

Officer
Going off?

Clocks start ticking in the case. The man hits the case.

Man All right, I confess, I'm a smuggler ... This whole case is crammed full of Swiss watches and clocks. I've been purposely trying to deceive Her Majesty's Customs and Excise. I've been a bloody fool.

Officer I don't believe you, sir.

Man It's true. I'm, er, guilty of smuggling.

Officer Don't give me that, sir ... you couldn't smuggle a piece of greaseproof paper let alone a case full of watches.

Man What do you mean! I've smuggled watches before, you know! I've smuggled bombs, cameras, microfilms, aircraft components, you name it - I've smuggled it.

Officer Now come along please, you're wasting our time... move along please.

Man Look! (he opens his case) Look - look at this.

Officer Look, for all I know, sir, you could've bought these in London before you ever went to Switzerland.

Man What? I wouldn't buy two thousand clocks.

Officer People do, now close your case move along please come on. Don't waste our time, we're out to catch the real smugglers. Come on.

Man (shouting) I am a real smuggler. I'm a smuggler! Don't you understand, I'm a
smuggler, a lawbreaker... a smuggler. (he is removed struggling)

A vicar is next.

Vicar
Poor fellow. I think he needs help.

Officer Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip.

Saturday, November 08, 2008

Obama VS Mc Cain!

Obama!!! BAD VIDEO

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=otA7tjinFX4



"If there is anyone out there who still doubts that America is a place where all things are possible; who still wonders if the dream of our founders is alive in our time; who still questions the power of our democracy, tonight is your answer.

It's the answer told by lines that stretched around schools and churches in numbers this nation has never seen; by people who waited three hours and four hours, many for the very first time in their lives, because they believed that this time must be different; that their voice could be that difference.

It's the answer spoken by young and old, rich and poor, Democrat and Republican, black, white, Latino, Asian, Native American, gay, straight, disabled and not disabled - Americans who sent a message to the world that we have never been a collection of Red States and Blue States: we are, and always will be, the United States of America.

It's the answer that led those who have been told for so long by so many to be cynical, and fearful, and doubtful of what we can achieve to put their hands on the arc of history and bend it once more toward the hope of a better day.

It's been a long time coming, but tonight, because of what we did on this day, in this election, at this defining moment, change has come to America."




Listen to Obama say these words.

waited
Native
United
better

Where is the "T"?

It became a "D"!

Why???

In Americian English,
"waited"- Waided
"native"= Nadive
"United"= Unided
"better"= Bedder

Watch the next part of his speech. What words does he change?


http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=oHCRqX6-zXw



The road ahead will be long. Our climb will be steep. We may not get there in one year or even one term, but America - I have never been more hopeful than I am tonight that we will get there. I promise you - we as a people will get there.

There will be setbacks and false starts. There are many who won't agree with every decision or policy I make as President, and we know that government can't solve every problem. But I will always be honest with you about the challenges we face. I will listen to you, especially when we disagree. And above all, I will ask you join in the work of remaking this nation the only way it's been done in America for two-hundred and twenty-one years - block by block, brick by brick, calloused hand by calloused hand.

What began twenty-one months ago in the depths of winter must not end on this autumn night. This victory alone is not the change we seek - it is only the chance for us to make that change. And that cannot happen if we go back to the way things were. It cannot happen without you.

So let us summon a new spirit of patriotism; of service and responsibility where each of us resolves to pitch in and work harder and look after not only ourselves, but each other. Let us remember that if this financial crisis taught us anything, it's that we cannot have a thriving Wall Street while Main Street suffers - in this country, we rise or fall as one nation; as one people.

Let us resist the temptation to fall back on the same partisanship and pettiness and immaturity that has poisoned our politics for so long. Let us remember that it was a man from this state who first carried the banner of the Republican Party to the White House - a party founded on the values of self-reliance, individual liberty, and national unity. Those are values we all share, and while the Democratic Party has won a great victory tonight, we do so with a measure of humility and determination to heal the divides that have held back our progress. As Lincoln said to a nation far more divided than ours, "We are not enemies, but friends...though passion may have strained it must not break our bonds of affection." And to those Americans whose support I have yet to earn - I may not have won your vote, but I hear your voices, I need your help, and I will be your President too.

And to all those watching tonight from beyond our shores, from parliaments and palaces to those who are huddled around radios in the forgotten corners of our world - our stories are singular, but our destiny is shared, and a new dawn of American leadership is at hand. To those who would tear this world down - we will defeat you. To those who seek peace and security - we support you. And to all those who have wondered if America's beacon still burns as bright - tonight we proved once more that the true strength of our nation comes not from our the might of our arms or the scale of our wealth, but from the enduring power of our ideals: democracy, liberty, opportunity, and unyielding hope.

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Let's edit our photos with Flickr.com!

I took this photo in the park near my house.



I like this photo but I want to make it better!

I used www.flickr.com to edit the photo. Now take a look!



Wonderful!

Now go to www.flickr.com and try to edit your own photo!

Saturday, October 04, 2008

Music and Vegetables

I love music and I love vegetables so I love this video.




You can make your own Carrot Ocarina!!!




Many people all over the world love to make music with vegetables!

Monday, September 29, 2008

Summer Meditation!

This summer I went to a meditation center for 10 days. I had a good time but it was hard. There were so many rules.

No Killing (not even an animal!)
No Stealing
No Lying
No Alcohol
No Dinner
No Speaking (This is called Noble Silence)
No Exercise
No Tobacco
No Sunbathing
No Outside Contacts (This means no letters, phone calls or visitors)
No Electronic Device (This means no cell phones, portable games or cameras)
No Music (This means no iPods, radios or Musical instruments)
No Reading and Writing (This means no books or notebooks)


There were so many rules. I tried to keep them all but I couldn`t. I broke one of the rules! I broke the rule "No Killing". I killed some ants.


The ants in Thailand are very strong and bite very hard. Many of them bit me and I jumped up and down. I didn@t want to but I stepped on some ants by mistake. Sorry ants....




Everyday I was so busy.

THE TIMETABLE

4:00 am Wake-up bell
4:30-6:30 am Meditate
6:30-8:00 am Breakfast break
8:00-9:00 am Meditate
9:00-11:00 am Meditate 11:00-12:00 Lunch break
12noon-1:00 pm Rest and interviews with the teacher
1:00-2:30 pm Meditate
2:30-3:30 pm Meditate
3:30-5:00 pm Meditate 5:00-6:00 pm Tea break
6:00-7:00 pm Meditate
7:00-8:15 pm Watch a video about meditation
8:15-9:00 pm Meditate
9:00 pm Go to Bed

Saturday, September 27, 2008

My Summer Was Good!!! BAD VIDEO MBK

I had a very nice summer vacation. I was very active but I could also take a good rest.

First, My wife and I went to London!

London is very interesting. We took so many photos!

But London is very expensive. Three nights in a hotel cost 222 Pounds (43,286 Yen).

The world's most expensive cities in 2008
1 London
2 Oslo
3 Dublin
4 Copenhagen
5 New York
6 Zurich
7 Geneva
8 Tokyo



London was also very dirty.

On the train many people throw their old papers everywhere.




The streets are also dirty.



The toilets were very dirty. We went to a KFC in London. We couldn't use the toilets because they were so dirty!






We could only stay in London for 3 nights and then we went to Ireland.

My parents live in Ireland.

The town where they live is called Killamery.


My parents live in the white house. We stayed there for three weeks. My wife met so many of my cousins, aunts, uncles, friends.....

My wife, Aye Mar, cooked Myanmar food for my mother, my aunt and my friends. They had never tried Myanmar food before. They were very happy!


Next we went to Bangkok. We stayed at a nice hotel. The Twin Towers Hotel.
It was only 1900 Bhat( 5,936 Yen) a night. And it is close to MBK. MBK is a great shopping center. We love it so much!



At MBK you can get real Thai food very cheaply. One dish costs around 100 Yen! There are so many choices. Wonderful!


My Wife`s friend from Myanmar came to Bangkok to meet us. We had a good time together. We stayed in bangkok for 10 days. Really I think this is a little too long. I was getting tired of Bangkok after one week.


Next we went to Phisanulok. This is a city in Thailand. It takes 6 hours by bus to get there. We went there to go to a meditation center. We did meditation for 10 days. It was very hard but I became very relaxed and happy.


In the end I think my summer holiday was very nice. I was very active but I could also fully relax.

Monday, July 07, 2008

My Summer Plan!!!

This summer my plan was to go to Ireland with my wife.




My parents live in Ireland. I got married last September and my Mother has never met my wife. I want them to meet very much. But TERRIBLE!!! It takes 8 weeks to get a visa for Ireland!!! It takes too long. I`m sad. I can`t go to Ireland. But maybe I can go to the UK.




With a visa for the UK, we can go to northern Ireland.



Maybe my mother can take a train to Northern Ireland from Southern Ireland and she can meet my wife. I hope so!!!

Saturday, July 05, 2008

Tiger and Bear battle

You can see many animals fighting each other at www.youtube.com but this one is my favorite. A bear and a tiger fight in the cage. It is so terrible that they let the animals fight each other!!! SHOCK!!!







Sorry, only joking. They are only babies and they are playing with each other.

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Hedgehog Launch

Your mission is to launch the hedgehog into space.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/445366

Wonderful Video!

This video is wonderful! This man loves to dance all over the world! I want to dance with him.

http://www.vimeo.com/1211060

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Student's Nice Photo

One student found this nice photo. It is so cute. It was the best photo in the class!!! Good work!!!




Monday, June 09, 2008

Funny Videos

Some students found some crazy videos. Let`s look at them!!

1) This is amazing. People can spin pens. I can`t believe it!!!
This video was found by a student in this university but his name is a secret. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=yuEnaaF1s0E&locale=en_GB&persist_locale=1

2) This is video is so cute.
There are so many crazy cats. Wonderful!! This video was found by Takuya. He is a good student!
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=49QYRMH-IdQ&locale=en_GB&persist_locale=1

3) This one has some strange monsters.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RkPHrw90-tE

4) These children are so violent. Be careful of small children!!
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=hng22ANRgIs

5) So many samurai are fighting and doing many crazy things!! FUNNY!!
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=24RyscMkw30&eurl=http://video-search.yahoo.co.jp/search?ei=UTF-8&fr=top_v2&p=crazy

6) RUN!!! JUMP!!! RUN!!! JUMP!!! I can`t believe it!!
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lkkqNH80KeA

7) Crazy people on bikes!!!
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=VKL65d6wnJ0

8) This boy enjoys playing online games. He is so happy.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=e_lwt_H5vjE&feature=related

9) This person wants to be supermario but he is not super.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG4kNZcYl5A&feature=related

10) This Baseball manager goes crazy!!!
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=H2UdDsgB22s

11) Fire!!! Fire!!! Fire!!!
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/178831/criss_angel_burned_alive/

12) I like this teacher. He doesn`t like students who use mobile phones. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hut3VRL5XRE

13) This site is in Japanese but the penguins are so funny! One penguin knows karate! He kicks another penguin! Terrible, but funny!
http://www.geocities.jp/gokonowsky/penguin.html

Monday, June 02, 2008

Bear VS Dogs!!! Who will win?

One day a polar bear saw a dog.
The dog was tied up. it couldn`t run away! Oh No!!!

The poor dog!!!
The bear is terrible!!
No! Wait! They are friendly!!!

Happy Shark!!! Do you believe it?

Arnold Pointer is a fisherman. Two years ago a female great white shark got caught in his fishing nets. He let the shark free. Since that time the shark is in love with him!
The shark`s name is "Cindy". Cindy follows Arnold all the time. Arnold can play with Cindy.


What a nice friend!

Bad Luck!!


An unlucky person drove his car into the water. Now he needs a crane to take the car out of the water!


The car is almost out of the water. Some people are watching.Shock! The crane fell into the water!How terrible!They need to get a bigger crane to take the car and small crane out of the water.


But the big crane fell into the water too! How unlucky!!! I can`t believe it!

Saturday, May 31, 2008

Who keeps the fish?

There are five houses. There are people from different countries living in each of the five houses. The houses are different colors. The people in each house drink a different drink, exercise in different ways, and keep different pets. Who keeps the fish?
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.................... House 1 -House 2- House 3- House 4- House 5
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Country
House Color
Drink
Exercise
Pet

Clues!

The Japanese man drinks tea.

The green house is on the immediate left of the white house.

The owner of the yellow house plays tennis.

The person living in the house in the middle drinks milk.

The man who has horses lives next door to the person who plays tennis.

The man who surfs drinks beer.

The man who plays soccer has a neighbor who drinks water.

The Korean man lives in a red house.

The Vietnamese man keeps dogs as pets.

The Chinese man lives in the first house.

The man who plays soccer lives next door to the house with cats.

The Indonesian man goes jogging.

The Chinese man lives next to the blue house.

The man in the green house drinks coffee.

The man who goes hiking has birds.

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Bubaigawara is nice!!!

I like Bubaigawara very much!

Look at my house on www.Flashearth.com

I usually go to a small park near my house. It is very quiet and peaceful. Please don`t go there!!!

http://www.flashearth.com/?lat=35.656358&lon=139.475102&z=18.6&r=0&src=msl




I like to use a hammok in that park. I can relax....

It is also near Tama river. I like to go cycling here on a sunny day.
http://www.flashearth.com/?lat=35.652208&lon=139.480247&z=18.6&r=0&src=msl

I usually go to Fuchu for shopping. I can cycle to Fuchu in 15 minutes. So Bubaigawara is very convenient. Also Bubaigawara station is a Semi Special Express stop so many fast trains stop here. I can get to shinjuku in 25 minutes! GREAT!

http://www.keio.co.jp/english/railwaymap/map.pdf

NEW!!!

There is MINANO in Bubaigawara.


There are so many nice shops there.