But some people like the WWE too much. They want to try to be a wrestler. They are so crazy.
DO NOT BE CRAZY!!!
This is the "REAL" WWE.
These wrestlers are professional. They know how to do the moves well.
Saturday, November 29, 2008
Backyard Wrestling BAD VIDEO
I like WWE Wrestling.
But some people like the WWE too much. They want to try to be a wrestler. They are so crazy.
DO NOT BE CRAZY!!!
This is the "REAL" WWE.
These wrestlers are professional. They know how to do the moves well.
But some people like the WWE too much. They want to try to be a wrestler. They are so crazy.
DO NOT BE CRAZY!!!
This is the "REAL" WWE.
These wrestlers are professional. They know how to do the moves well.
Irish English
I was born in Dublin, Ireland.
People in Ireland speak English. But Irish English is different from Americian English or English from The UK.
Watch this video. Am Americian boy is trying to study Irish English with a video. I think this is very funny.
People in Ireland speak English. But Irish English is different from Americian English or English from The UK.
Watch this video. Am Americian boy is trying to study Irish English with a video. I think this is very funny.
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Customs BAD VIDEO
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=BitlXcKAyBw
Customs
Officer Have you read this, sir? (holds up notice)
Man No! Oh, yes, yes - yes.
Officer Anything to declare?
Man Yes ... no! No! No! No! Nothing to declare, no, nothing in my suitcase no...
Officer No watches, cameras, radio sets?
Man Oh yes ... four watches ... no, no, no. No. One... one watch...No, no. Not even one watch. No, no watches at all. No, no watches at all. No precision watches, no.
Officer Which country have you been visiting, sir?
Man Switzerland ... er ... no ... no ... not Switzerland ... er ... not Switzerland, it began with S but it wasn't Switzerland... oh what could it be? Terribly bad memory for names. What's the name of that country where they don't make watches at all?
Officer Spain?
Man Spain! That's it. Spain, yes, mm.
Officer The label says 'Zurich', sir.
Man Yes well ... it was Spain then.
Officer Zurich's in Switzerland, sir.
Man Switzerland, yes mm ... mm ... yes.
Officer Switzerland - where they make the watches.
Man Oh, nice shed you've got here.
Officer Have you, er, got any Swiss currency, sir?
Man No... just the watches... er just my watch, er, my watch on the currency... I've kept a watch on the currency, and I've watched it and I haven't got any.
Officer That came out a bit glib didn't it? (an alarm clock goes off inside his case; the Man thumps it, unsuccessfully) Have you got an alarm clock in there, sir?
Man No, no, heavens no, no... just vests. (he hits the case and the alarm stops)
Officer Sounded a bit like an alarm going off.
Man Well it can't have been... it must be a vest, er, going off.
Officer Going off?
Clocks start ticking in the case. The man hits the case.
Man All right, I confess, I'm a smuggler ... This whole case is crammed full of Swiss watches and clocks. I've been purposely trying to deceive Her Majesty's Customs and Excise. I've been a bloody fool.
Officer I don't believe you, sir.
Man It's true. I'm, er, guilty of smuggling.
Officer Don't give me that, sir ... you couldn't smuggle a piece of greaseproof paper let alone a case full of watches.
Man What do you mean! I've smuggled watches before, you know! I've smuggled bombs, cameras, microfilms, aircraft components, you name it - I've smuggled it.
Officer Now come along please, you're wasting our time... move along please.
Man Look! (he opens his case) Look - look at this.
Officer Look, for all I know, sir, you could've bought these in London before you ever went to Switzerland.
Man What? I wouldn't buy two thousand clocks.
Officer People do, now close your case move along please come on. Don't waste our time, we're out to catch the real smugglers. Come on.
Man (shouting) I am a real smuggler. I'm a smuggler! Don't you understand, I'm a
smuggler, a lawbreaker... a smuggler. (he is removed struggling)
A vicar is next.
Vicar Poor fellow. I think he needs help.
Officer Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip.
Customs
Officer Have you read this, sir? (holds up notice)
Man No! Oh, yes, yes - yes.
Officer Anything to declare?
Man Yes ... no! No! No! No! Nothing to declare, no, nothing in my suitcase no...
Officer No watches, cameras, radio sets?
Man Oh yes ... four watches ... no, no, no. No. One... one watch...No, no. Not even one watch. No, no watches at all. No, no watches at all. No precision watches, no.
Officer Which country have you been visiting, sir?
Man Switzerland ... er ... no ... no ... not Switzerland ... er ... not Switzerland, it began with S but it wasn't Switzerland... oh what could it be? Terribly bad memory for names. What's the name of that country where they don't make watches at all?
Officer Spain?
Man Spain! That's it. Spain, yes, mm.
Officer The label says 'Zurich', sir.
Man Yes well ... it was Spain then.
Officer Zurich's in Switzerland, sir.
Man Switzerland, yes mm ... mm ... yes.
Officer Switzerland - where they make the watches.
Man Oh, nice shed you've got here.
Officer Have you, er, got any Swiss currency, sir?
Man No... just the watches... er just my watch, er, my watch on the currency... I've kept a watch on the currency, and I've watched it and I haven't got any.
Officer That came out a bit glib didn't it? (an alarm clock goes off inside his case; the Man thumps it, unsuccessfully) Have you got an alarm clock in there, sir?
Man No, no, heavens no, no... just vests. (he hits the case and the alarm stops)
Officer Sounded a bit like an alarm going off.
Man Well it can't have been... it must be a vest, er, going off.
Officer Going off?
Clocks start ticking in the case. The man hits the case.
Man All right, I confess, I'm a smuggler ... This whole case is crammed full of Swiss watches and clocks. I've been purposely trying to deceive Her Majesty's Customs and Excise. I've been a bloody fool.
Officer I don't believe you, sir.
Man It's true. I'm, er, guilty of smuggling.
Officer Don't give me that, sir ... you couldn't smuggle a piece of greaseproof paper let alone a case full of watches.
Man What do you mean! I've smuggled watches before, you know! I've smuggled bombs, cameras, microfilms, aircraft components, you name it - I've smuggled it.
Officer Now come along please, you're wasting our time... move along please.
Man Look! (he opens his case) Look - look at this.
Officer Look, for all I know, sir, you could've bought these in London before you ever went to Switzerland.
Man What? I wouldn't buy two thousand clocks.
Officer People do, now close your case move along please come on. Don't waste our time, we're out to catch the real smugglers. Come on.
Man (shouting) I am a real smuggler. I'm a smuggler! Don't you understand, I'm a
smuggler, a lawbreaker... a smuggler. (he is removed struggling)
A vicar is next.
Vicar Poor fellow. I think he needs help.
Officer Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip.
Saturday, November 08, 2008
Obama!!! BAD VIDEO
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=otA7tjinFX4
"If there is anyone out there who still doubts that America is a place where all things are possible; who still wonders if the dream of our founders is alive in our time; who still questions the power of our democracy, tonight is your answer.
It's the answer told by lines that stretched around schools and churches in numbers this nation has never seen; by people who waited three hours and four hours, many for the very first time in their lives, because they believed that this time must be different; that their voice could be that difference.
It's the answer spoken by young and old, rich and poor, Democrat and Republican, black, white, Latino, Asian, Native American, gay, straight, disabled and not disabled - Americans who sent a message to the world that we have never been a collection of Red States and Blue States: we are, and always will be, the United States of America.
It's the answer that led those who have been told for so long by so many to be cynical, and fearful, and doubtful of what we can achieve to put their hands on the arc of history and bend it once more toward the hope of a better day.
It's been a long time coming, but tonight, because of what we did on this day, in this election, at this defining moment, change has come to America."
Listen to Obama say these words.
waited
Native
United
better
Where is the "T"?
It became a "D"!
Why???
In Americian English,
"waited"- Waided
"native"= Nadive
"United"= Unided
"better"= Bedder
Watch the next part of his speech. What words does he change?
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=oHCRqX6-zXw
The road ahead will be long. Our climb will be steep. We may not get there in one year or even one term, but America - I have never been more hopeful than I am tonight that we will get there. I promise you - we as a people will get there.
There will be setbacks and false starts. There are many who won't agree with every decision or policy I make as President, and we know that government can't solve every problem. But I will always be honest with you about the challenges we face. I will listen to you, especially when we disagree. And above all, I will ask you join in the work of remaking this nation the only way it's been done in America for two-hundred and twenty-one years - block by block, brick by brick, calloused hand by calloused hand.
What began twenty-one months ago in the depths of winter must not end on this autumn night. This victory alone is not the change we seek - it is only the chance for us to make that change. And that cannot happen if we go back to the way things were. It cannot happen without you.
So let us summon a new spirit of patriotism; of service and responsibility where each of us resolves to pitch in and work harder and look after not only ourselves, but each other. Let us remember that if this financial crisis taught us anything, it's that we cannot have a thriving Wall Street while Main Street suffers - in this country, we rise or fall as one nation; as one people.
Let us resist the temptation to fall back on the same partisanship and pettiness and immaturity that has poisoned our politics for so long. Let us remember that it was a man from this state who first carried the banner of the Republican Party to the White House - a party founded on the values of self-reliance, individual liberty, and national unity. Those are values we all share, and while the Democratic Party has won a great victory tonight, we do so with a measure of humility and determination to heal the divides that have held back our progress. As Lincoln said to a nation far more divided than ours, "We are not enemies, but friends...though passion may have strained it must not break our bonds of affection." And to those Americans whose support I have yet to earn - I may not have won your vote, but I hear your voices, I need your help, and I will be your President too.
And to all those watching tonight from beyond our shores, from parliaments and palaces to those who are huddled around radios in the forgotten corners of our world - our stories are singular, but our destiny is shared, and a new dawn of American leadership is at hand. To those who would tear this world down - we will defeat you. To those who seek peace and security - we support you. And to all those who have wondered if America's beacon still burns as bright - tonight we proved once more that the true strength of our nation comes not from our the might of our arms or the scale of our wealth, but from the enduring power of our ideals: democracy, liberty, opportunity, and unyielding hope.
"If there is anyone out there who still doubts that America is a place where all things are possible; who still wonders if the dream of our founders is alive in our time; who still questions the power of our democracy, tonight is your answer.
It's the answer told by lines that stretched around schools and churches in numbers this nation has never seen; by people who waited three hours and four hours, many for the very first time in their lives, because they believed that this time must be different; that their voice could be that difference.
It's the answer spoken by young and old, rich and poor, Democrat and Republican, black, white, Latino, Asian, Native American, gay, straight, disabled and not disabled - Americans who sent a message to the world that we have never been a collection of Red States and Blue States: we are, and always will be, the United States of America.
It's the answer that led those who have been told for so long by so many to be cynical, and fearful, and doubtful of what we can achieve to put their hands on the arc of history and bend it once more toward the hope of a better day.
It's been a long time coming, but tonight, because of what we did on this day, in this election, at this defining moment, change has come to America."
Listen to Obama say these words.
waited
Native
United
better
Where is the "T"?
It became a "D"!
Why???
In Americian English,
"waited"- Waided
"native"= Nadive
"United"= Unided
"better"= Bedder
Watch the next part of his speech. What words does he change?
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=oHCRqX6-zXw
The road ahead will be long. Our climb will be steep. We may not get there in one year or even one term, but America - I have never been more hopeful than I am tonight that we will get there. I promise you - we as a people will get there.
There will be setbacks and false starts. There are many who won't agree with every decision or policy I make as President, and we know that government can't solve every problem. But I will always be honest with you about the challenges we face. I will listen to you, especially when we disagree. And above all, I will ask you join in the work of remaking this nation the only way it's been done in America for two-hundred and twenty-one years - block by block, brick by brick, calloused hand by calloused hand.
What began twenty-one months ago in the depths of winter must not end on this autumn night. This victory alone is not the change we seek - it is only the chance for us to make that change. And that cannot happen if we go back to the way things were. It cannot happen without you.
So let us summon a new spirit of patriotism; of service and responsibility where each of us resolves to pitch in and work harder and look after not only ourselves, but each other. Let us remember that if this financial crisis taught us anything, it's that we cannot have a thriving Wall Street while Main Street suffers - in this country, we rise or fall as one nation; as one people.
Let us resist the temptation to fall back on the same partisanship and pettiness and immaturity that has poisoned our politics for so long. Let us remember that it was a man from this state who first carried the banner of the Republican Party to the White House - a party founded on the values of self-reliance, individual liberty, and national unity. Those are values we all share, and while the Democratic Party has won a great victory tonight, we do so with a measure of humility and determination to heal the divides that have held back our progress. As Lincoln said to a nation far more divided than ours, "We are not enemies, but friends...though passion may have strained it must not break our bonds of affection." And to those Americans whose support I have yet to earn - I may not have won your vote, but I hear your voices, I need your help, and I will be your President too.
And to all those watching tonight from beyond our shores, from parliaments and palaces to those who are huddled around radios in the forgotten corners of our world - our stories are singular, but our destiny is shared, and a new dawn of American leadership is at hand. To those who would tear this world down - we will defeat you. To those who seek peace and security - we support you. And to all those who have wondered if America's beacon still burns as bright - tonight we proved once more that the true strength of our nation comes not from our the might of our arms or the scale of our wealth, but from the enduring power of our ideals: democracy, liberty, opportunity, and unyielding hope.
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